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us, out of all proportion to what we were found to
have deserved. I was reminded of a large compart-
ment in the Paris Exhibition where an active gentle-
man, wishing to show the state of English literature,
had collected copies of every book, review, pamphlet,
or newspaper which had been published in a single
year, The bulk was overwhelming, but the figures
were only decimal points, and the worth of the whole
was a fraction above zero. A few of us were turned
back summarily among the thieves and the fine
gentlemen and ladies--speculators who had done
nothing but handle money which had clung to their
fingers in passing through them, divines who had
preached a morality which they did not practise, and
fluent orators who had made speeches which they
knew to be nonsense, philosophers who had spun out
of moonshine systems of the universe, distinguished
pleaders who had defeated justice while they estab-
lished points of law, writers of books upon subjects
of which they knew enough to mislead their readers,
purveyors of luxuries which had added nothing to
human health or strength, physicians and apothecaries
who had pretended to knowledge which they knew
that they did not possess,—these all, as the contents
of their boxes bore witness against them, were thrust
back into the rejected herd,